1. Angus, thongs and full-frontal snogging - RENNISON, LOUISE

2. On the bright side, I'm now the girlfriend of a sex god - RENNISON, LOUISE

3. Knocked out by my nunga-nungas - RENNISON, LOUISE

4. Dancing in my nuddy-pants - RENNISON, LOUISE

5. Away laughing on a fast camel - RENNISON, LOUISE

6. Then he ate my boy entrancers - RENNISON, LOUISE

7. Startled by his furry shorts - RENNISON, LOUISE

8. Love is a many trousered thing - RENNISON, LOUISE

9. Stop in the name of pants - RENNISON, LOUISE

10. Are these my basoomas I see before me - RENNISON, LOUISE